Nos hacemos...¿Unos chistes?

nasrilyo de begano
cual es el animal mas antiguo del mundo????
el pinguinopoke es en blanco y negro

 

EL TIRADOR DE CUCHILLOS


Un HOMBRE al que para la POLICÍA y le ordenan que abra el maletero.
Dentro había un montón de CUCHILLOS, y el hombre dice:
- Es que soy lanzador de cuchillos.
Y el policía responde:
- Ah si? demuéstralo.
Entonces este toma a su esposa que iba en el coche y la pone contra un árbol y empieza a tirar los cuchillos.

En ese momento pasa por allí otro conductor que presencia la escena y se dice a si mismo:
- *****, sí que sé estan poniendo difícil la PRUEBA del ALCOHOL.​

 

Un cubano borracho llega a un centro comercial y entra en una joyeria.en ese momento se forma un jaleo.gritos,tiros y demas y es que estan robando la joyeria.LLega la policia y detiene al cubano y se lo lleva a comisaria.Alli le preguntan a ver donde estan las joyas y el cubano que no sabe nada dice:Yo no se nada, yo estoy borracho y asi varias veces hasta que el comisario le dice al sargento:Yo tengo la solucion para que este cante sobre la marcha-.Coge un cubo lleno de agua y mete la cabeza del cubano dentro pasado un tiempo vuelve y le pregunta por las joyas,yo estoy borracho no se nada dice el cubano.
Y asi varias veces hasta que el cubano ya harto de lo mismo le dice al comisario:Mire compadre busquese un buzo a ver si ve las joyas alla abajo porque yo no veo nada.

 

Iban una madre y su hijo en el coche y el niño, con la cabeza fuera de la ventanilla, le iba diciendo:
- Mira mamá, una vaca.
- Mira mamá, un hombre en bici.
- Mira mamá, una barandandandandandandilla.

 

ke buenoooooome parto
se parece al mioel niño de la barandillaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
otro parecido
un niño en bici
mira mama ,sin una mano la madre
mira mama ,sin otra manola madre
mira mama,sin un piela madre
mira mama,sin otro piela madre
mira mama ,fin fientes,, la madretrompazo al ssuelo

 

Jjajajaja

- Me voy a comprar algo fundamental
- ¿Que cosa?
- Un gorro, FUNDA MENTAL jajaja

 

Nasril fue demasiado tu chiste, los inhibiste a todos jajaja

Ahora yop ...

- Me tropecé con el Presidente de la Sociedad Protectora de Animales y me trató como a un perro.
- ¿Como a un perro?
- Sí, fue muy amable conmigo.

 

jijiji Emily, la verdad es que disfruto de los chistes malos

 

jajaja okas

Un sapo entra a un restaurante y le pide al mozo un plato de sopa. El mozo coloca el plato en la mesa, el sapo lo mira y dice:
- ¿Donde esta mi mosca?!

 

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muy buenos todos
mirad este,tiene hasta razon ainss ke me parto de risay como duele

 

- ¿Qué hacen seis huevos en el desierto?
- Una sombra de tres pares de huevos.

 

Chic@s animaros a poner chistes que hay que reirse

Uno de los míos, vamos, de estos malos malísimos:

- Soy Celíaca
- Encantado, yo Antoniaco

 

En una librería:
- ¿Tiene usted algo de Hemingway?
- Sí, "El viejo y el mar ".
- Hum... pues... déme “El mar"